a graph based on my observations
the bond between a girl and the fictional character she formed a psychosexual connection with is unbreakable.
cottongandy asked:
Do u think u could survive Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory or would u succumb to some sort of hubris
mewvore answered:
I’d mention at every chance I got that the guy could be spending his time and money innovating on cures for disease instead of making experimental sweets, until wonka gives me a sour gummy candy shaped like a cat thats so sour it causes me to pucker so hard my bones are crushed as my body is sucked into itself and out of existence
Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering
your getting so sleepy. so tired. here's some blankets take a delightful nap for me O.K.?
Oh my gosh a blankets… a safe space to sleep on… snrrrrrkkkrk mimimimimimi…..
FOOL!
2x DAMAGE BONUS!
people keep throwing around the word “puritanical” and I just want to comment that puritanical ideology re: sex has never been “sex is bad”, it’s always been “sex, done the Right Way for the Right Reasons, is morally and biologically mandatory”
this is why conservatives freak out about trans and queer people being sexual in any way, but sneer at asexual people and are creepily obsessed with trans children one day being able to have sex and bear more children. queer sex is deviant fornication, and fornication for pleasure is shameful; abstinence due to disinterest is also shameful. it’s not contradictory. if you’re not having one-woman-one-man cishet piv sex for the purpose of procreation, you’re sinning by not fulfilling your moral and biological imperative to produce babies for the white christian legacy.
they call me Mr. Loses His Birth Certificate Biannually
Before I had photo ID I used to bring my birth certificate with me to bars. Before a bouncer called me Mr. Home Office..
LOL